The Dastardly Kitties: My Life Is Cats

Friday, September 23, 2011

My Life Is Cats

I have an amazing new idea for a website.

It's too bad that I don't know any coding, and just like the last five amazing ideas I've had, it will probably never come to fruition for that very reason. Or else I'd totally be slapping the internet in the face with them, and making tons of money that would fund my super mansion on a beach (which would eventually fall into the ocean, at which point I would write a book about it and buy another mansion).

It's called My Life Is Cats. Much like MLIA/HP/B/AA, MLIC would be about things that make your life revolve around cats.

Today, I started a blog about my cats. MLIC

Today, I saw a dog. In attempting to communicate with it, I instinctively meowed. MLIC

Today, I tried to pet a dog. I was wondering if it hated me, when I realized that dogs don't purr like cats do. MLIC

Anyone have any MLICs of their own?

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AnonymousSeptember 24, 2011 at 2:53 PM
I don't, but it sounds like fun!

"Today I got high on catnip, again. MLIC"

This actually sounds like a really great, great, amazing idea!
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Meet the Kitties

Welcome to the adventures of three kitties and their two-legged friends. Meet Malcolm, Felix, and Natalie!

Malcolm
"oh my god you guys. this catnip. i *am* the floor."
Orange tabby, male.
Born in 2009.

We got him in September 2009 from a couple who had found a litter of young kittens with the mother MIA. They figured out she had been hit by a car, and took them in.

He's sweet, playful, but maybe not the brightest crayon in the box. Sometimes he needs his space, but mostly he likes to cuddle in the arms of his humans and pretend he's a kitten again. You can usually find him perched on his cat tree, or making trouble with Natalie.

Felix
"No. It is NOT time for pets right now, thankyouverymuch."
Tuxedo, male.
Born in 2005.

Mr. Blogger got Felix when he was a young man and looking for a cat of his own. They've been best friends ever since.

Felix has a mind of his own. He'll allow you to pet him in the way he permits, for however long he permits. He knows what he wants, and if that's laying on the couch without being bothered he'll be glad to let you know. And if he can't be bothered to deal with any of our petty nonsense, he'll let that be known as well.

In the same stroke, if he decides it's cuddle time, it's cuddle time. If it's 3 in the morning and cuddle time happens to be on your face, he's going to have cuddle time on your face at 3 in the morning. Because he's Felix. You can't say no to Felix.

Natalie
"Hi, I'm Natalie. I'm going to sits in your lap now."
Calico, female.
Born in 2011.

Little Miss Natalie conned her way into our lives with her cute little face shortly after I started my job. There she was from the local rescue, and we couldn't say no.

She's flounced and sauntered her way into everyone else's hearts as well. Whether it's convincing Felix to do something she wants to do instead, or stretching out on a nice comfortable bed made of Malcolm, she's a little princess and everyone knows it.