But I'm not the only one with New Year's resolutions! I think my cats have a few things to say about the matter.
First, I'm going to recalibrate my whiskers. I am NOT just clumsy...
Second, I'm not going to be afraid of Momma's rats anymore! H- hey, I'm bigger than they are!
Third, this catnip. You guys, this catnip!!
Therefore, this question is irrelevant. Cats do not make New Year's resolutions.
Anything I want to do, I've already done. Because I am a cat, and cats do what they want.
I suppose if I were to humor this question, I would say... No. I refuse to humor this question. Now fill my food bowl!
- Groom more! YOU CAN NEVER GROOM ENOUGH.
- MOMMA'S RATS. I will get them. I SEE YOU MOVING, RATS!
- I'm going to kick Malcolm's butt and if he thinks he's getting this spot back, he's got another thing coming!
- The outside. I am GOING to get outside. Momma can't say no. I'll just have to be sneaky...
- I STILL SEE YOU, RATS.
That's all for today! Have a happy and safe New Year's, y'all!
(Including my rats: Natalie, you can NOT have my rats!)